Wednesday, April 01, 2009

I have an announcement to make.

I have decided to throw away all my electronic devices and live the life of purity. They are unnecessary; everything I need is my mind and body.

I'm going to walk the earth like Caine from Kung Fu.

Don't call me, my phone will probably be in a ditch somewhere. Just walk up and talk to me in person. You will also probably find me in a ditch.

I'm out, bitches!

2 comments:

Janelle said...

April.. Fools?

Allan said...

No way, I was totally sincere yesterday. Alas, I could only last a day.

I cannot live without them.